Showing posts with label the Patron Saint of funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Patron Saint of funny. Show all posts

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Silly Questions - Starring You!


I shall do my best to answer some of these strange questions in turn.

Jack: What a strange question. Being your imaginary friend (not real), I have no way of knowing who or what he/she is.
Aha, now you're asking how fast a man can drive his own car, that's an entirely different question. Normally on an open strectch 110 Kph is about tops (a little more if it has a turbo). You will want to slow down for the sleeping policemen anywhere between 50 to barely moving Kph. Off road just depends.

Marli and Mem: I don't bother with domestic animals (see Fig. 1)

(Fig. 1)
Actually, I like riding horses, but I've never had very many chances to ride.

Spitting: Perhaps if a guy asked I would have to answer, but as it is, it would just be bad manners :D

Sneezing:

"The sneezing response is a complex one, involving stimulation of the nasal tissues, which are mediated by cranial nerves V and VII, and processing by a "sneeze center" in a distinct structure of the brainstem, thought to reside in the lateral medulla. Histaminic and muscarinic receptors there appear to affect the ability to sneeze. This region in turn seems to control the epipharyngeal, intrinsic laryngeal and respiratory muscles. The brain sends coordinated motor impulses along nerves controlling muscles of the abdomen, chest, diaphragm, neck, face, eyelids and various sphincters, as well as the mucus glands and blood vessels of the nose. All this happens automatically."

As you can see, keeping one's eyes open during a sneeze would require unnatural, super-human ability. I only know two people who can: Jake Jensen and Josh Heck. Also: sneezing is for sick people.


Thank you all for the interest. Until next time,

-Luke