Showing posts with label entirely not serious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label entirely not serious. Show all posts

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Where Can You Go??



Are you lost? Adrift in a sea of not being-manly? Have you fallen to your knees, with tears streaming down your face; crushed and lost without a sensei of machismo to show you the way?

Of course you have.

Have you ever been trapped in a conundrum, wondering what leather treatment product to use on your boots?

Naturally.

Or even if you're a girl, do you go without sleep, wondering if any man in your life can really live up to the standard that Sam Elliot, Patron Saint of Macho and Mustaches, sets?

(He's not actually the patron saint; it was going to be Jake (my brother), but I had to cancel due to rioting)

"Should I use a pen with black or blue ink?"

"Why do I have such horrible musical taste? And how do I fix that?"

"Do I have to keep using this tiny .270 or is it really possible to hunt whitetail with a .416 Rigby?"

These and other questions can be answered here.
All Things Manly is a harbinger of hope in effeminate times.
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I Cor.16:13
Acts 10:13


-Luke